HAPPY HISTORY DAY OF BEST HISTORY EVERYONE! MARRIAGE EQUALITY IS THE LAW OF THE LAND! CLARENCE THOMAS IS A SHITPILE, BUT WE KNEW THAT! (OMG WAS HIS DISSENT PRO-SLAVERY? FREALZ, GUY?)
It appears that some hatery haters out there are threatening to move to Canada in the wake of marriage equality (apparently not knowing that same-sex marriage has been legal there for years). I say, let them, and film it as a TV show:
Since they said “Canada” and not a specific place in Canada, the production team will choose to send everyone to an Arctic village in Nunavut. With a population of 1000. Where only the native Inuktitut language is spoken.
Their first job will be to dislodge a run-aground oil tanker from the ice.
When they can’t find an Applebee’s for more than 3000 km, shit will get real. They will have to participate in the walrus harvest with…
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